Modern Drunkard Magazine is a humor magazine that is dedicated to the art and culture of drinking. They are looking for pieces about drinking. They publish fiction (1,000 to 4,000 words) and articles (1,000 to 4,000 words). They pay 10 cents per word. For details, read their submission guidelines.
Cracked is an American humor website. They are famous for their list-style feature articles. For an author’s first four accepted articles, they pay $150 each. From the fifth article onward, they pay $250. To learn more, refer to this page.
Funny Times is a monthly humor magazine that publishes funny stories and cartoons. They reportedly pay $75 for stories, plus an additional fee if they choose to re-use the author's story, and all contributors receive a complimentary subscription to the magazine. To learn more, read their submission guidelines.